I don’t think of myself as much of a drinker*, but apparently the quiz does not lie. I got nearly all of these on the first hint, and most of the hints weren’t all that revelatory.

94%DRUNKARD

*Blogger Bashes excluded, of course. We established long ago that a central operating principle of the Blogger Bash is that what happens at the Blogger Bash, stays at the Blogger Bash. Because nobody can remember anyway.