Bob Hayes Online » Logic http://bobhayesonline.com Web Content, Writing, Business Consulting Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:13:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Memo to Microsoft, re: Windows XP: Oh FFS http://bobhayesonline.com/2009/08/29/memo-to-microsoft-re-windows-xp-oh-ffs/ http://bobhayesonline.com/2009/08/29/memo-to-microsoft-re-windows-xp-oh-ffs/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:11:07 +0000 Bob Hayes http://bobhayesonline.com/?p=332 Empty desktop. Right click on background, select “New Word document”. Rename it, but forget to type “.doc” at the end of your filename. Bam, operating system forgets that it’s a Word document. Come on, guys. Make the leap of faith that if the user has asked for something to be done, that’s probably what they wanted to have done. I don’t want a generic file of unknown type, I want a G-D Word document. You know how you could have figured out that I wanted a Word document? By the fact that I just asked for one!

If I don’t type in “.doc”, it’s not because I’ve come to this wildly devious method of creating a generic file of unknown type. It’s because I’ve typed the name of my file and I’m ready to go on. You’re the operating system. You’re the one that needs to know that Word document = “.doc file” and you’re the one who needs to make that happen.  (Yes, I am yelling at an OS. I’ve yelled at stranger things. Go away.)

ASSUME THE “.DOC”.

Please, my former cow orkers at the house Bill built, please – put some thought into these things.

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Name that fallacy and you’ll receive a plastic rocket and a pony. I swear. I’m a conservative, and we always keep our promises, unlike those lying liberals.

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