Things I Do When I Should Be Working

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One of the games I’ve played on Facebook is called Realm of Empires. It’s a quite involved game of village development and medieval combat. You start out with just one village and a few troops; from there you can conquer huge sections of the world, make alliances and treaties with your neighbors, and try and crown yourself king. (Gee, why would I find this game interesting?)

Positives: it’s a lot of fun to build up your villages and get them nice and strong, so that you can bully the local neutrals into signing on with your empire. The graphics are quite pretty without being disruptive or distracting. The game has a quest system that introduces you to all the game features and gives you bonus gold for learning how the game works – which means you rarely encounter a player who’s just completely clueless about how the game is supposed to work. Setting up your attacks is challenging.

Negatives: the game lacks some verisimilitude; you can support a village with troops from another village, but the supporting troops can’t be “localized” – the city that built a troop is that troop’s city, forevermore. This makes organizing your empire at higher levels somewhat challenging. The map doesn’t show troops in motion, which would be cool and would really bring the game more to life.

Most of the things I find I don’t like are things where the game could be better and cooler, though, not things where the game is bad. For example, it would be great if you could have profitable, quiet trade with your peaceful neighbors. As things stand, there isn’t much incentive to be friends with people other than to avoid having to fight them; being friendly just means you leave each other alone as the game exists. I’d also like to see more high fantasy elements, like court wizards (good on defense, boost village productivity) or higher levels of palace. But these are quibbles.

The game itself is quite fun, it’s easy to play in just a few minutes a day, and it’s free to start. You can buy servants to get access to some management tools but this isn’t necessary until you’re quite into the game, and there are lots of free offers you can do to get more servants if you don’t want to shell out the $5 or so you might need in a month to play the game at the fullest level. Recommended to anyone wanting an enjoyable building/fighting game with a medieval theme.

Here’s a screenshot of the area around my main complex of villages:

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and here’s a shot of my army list, of a village about to become part of the Kingdom of Bob.

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Astonishing News

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I have some very exciting news to share with my readers.

My daughter Stephanie, age 6, has just been informed that she will be admitted to the Oxford University class of 2024! What’s more, she’s been granted a full scholarship on the basis of her astonishing artistic talent (last week’s opus, “Car Made From Two Cardboard Boxes With Little Mermaid Plates For Wheels And Plastic Cups For Headlights”, has already been photographed for the cover of Artforum’s January issue), as well as being named a Fulbright Scholar for the year!

Some people might think that these awards and accolades are slightly premature, given that Stephanie was only 11 days into the first grade when the Oxford people began making their selections. Such resistance to the greatness and majesty of my daughter’s obvious, blinding talent is probably rooted in sexism. Clearly, when an artist and scholar of Stephanie’s power arrive on stage, quotidian considerations of measured accomplishment or observed success – on anything – must go by the boards, and only reactionaries rooted in an oppressive hegemony of dead white maleness would have any objection.

Since Oxford will be paying her full freight, she plans on using the Fulbright money to buy more Polly Pocket dolls. Even the greatest of our artists – and clearly, Stephanie has already ascended from merely human status into the realms of the demigods – continue to draw inspiration from the popular culture.

She might even create her next masterpiece around an Olympic theme.

A Two Million Taxpayer March

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OK, so they don’t believe us.

Normally I would say “whatever”, but in this instance what “they” think has some bearing on what we’ll pay.

So I think that perhaps we need to show them a second time.

I was at the rally. I’ll be honest – I don’t think were two million of us there; I somewhat doubt there were one million.

But there were a hell of a lot more than 70,000 of us.

And now they want to PUT US IN JAIL if we don’t want to buy their insurance policies. Man, I wish I was an insurance salesman with that kind of firepower! “Ma’am, I suggest that you just sign the policy. I don’t want Officer Murphy over there to have to put you in the squad car, ma’am.”

Not just no. Hell no.

And so I think, this once, that we do actually have something to prove.

Forgive a personal aside. After the rally, my wife and I took the opportunity to visit Mount Vernon, to pay our respects to General Washington and his wife. Neither of us had been before and it was invigorating to see where Washington had been, where he had lived and led. Yet, both while we were there and after we left, I felt saddened to think of what Washington would think of us today. Perennially indebted, led by rogue after rogue, paying shattering taxes for a debilitating nanny state – what a spectacle we would present to that titan!

Yet, there are things that our Founding Father would approve of, too. One, I think, is that despite whatever initial astonishment he might feel at the prospect, in time he would be delighted to know that the liberty he established has reached the stage where an American of African descent could become its chief executive.

The other is that he would be delighted to know that as the Republic was threatened, there would continue to be brave men and women who would defend her, both on and off the battlefield.

I propose another March on Washington, to make unmistakable what has been mistaken. I propose that two million American patriots, taxpayers, lovers of freedom – at least two million – come to Washington this fall, to demonstrate once again – and this time irrefutably – that there are millions of us, that we are angry at what has been done and is being done to this our beloved country, and that we will not stand by and watch.

I propose that the March be held on December 15, 2009, the 218th anniversary of the day the Bill of Rights became law in these United States. (April 15 would be an even better day, but that’s too far in the future – we’ve got to put a stop to these people now.) October 31, 2009. It’s a Saturday, the last one before the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons take over the memespace. It’s Halloween – the best time to resist The Man. We can have one heck of a barbecue/picnic/protest march/rally in the daytime, and a heck of a party that night.

And I propose that there be a central registry for attendees to sign in, attest their name, address, and citizenship – you know, the things that are impossible for us to expect voters to do – so that whether the media decides to cover it or not, we’ll have proof that we were there.

I’d love to organize it (and will if drafted) but the people who facilitated the 9/12 rally would be the obvious choice. I’ll go. I’ll sell the contents of my garage if I have to to pay for it, but I’ll go.

We have a country to defend.

Taxpayer Protest March, September 12 2009

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My wife and I ended up at the huge health care protest today. We hadn’t even known there was going to be an event (cut us some slack, it’s been busy) until I read in the paper (yes, I read a paper – I hope my 75 cents keeps the Post alive for another day or two) that the organizers of the event had a bomb threat yesterday. We decided to go, and it was very interesting.

Capitol police say about 1.5 million people were there; other estimates have topped 2 million. Honestly, that seems (very) high, but it’s notoriously difficult to get a good count when you’re in the middle of the crowd. I would have guessed a few hundred thousand – maybe a million on the high end. It was a very polite crowd, and from what I saw the (tiny) group of counterprotestors wasn’t abused. (OK, I did march along with them for a few moments shouting “I want free money! Free money now!”, but my wife made me come back. Spoilsport.)

99% of the crowd were people who have never been in a protest in their entire life. The crowd was older – lots and lots of vets and cornfed Midwestern types. Interestingly, the Mall was left quite clean when everyone had left – conservatives pick up their trash, I guess. The other half of the mall was reserved for a black family group having a huge “family reunion” and picnic – despite the rampant racism and black hatred, our 2 million didn’t go and beat up their hundred thousand or so. (Maybe the racists didn’t want to embarrass the black people marching with us.)

LOTS of signs, mostly handmade. Some organizations and media figures have been beating the drum for this apparently (I can’t stand Glenn Beck so we never watch his show) but everybody there we talked to had gotten themselves to DC, no astroturf that we could see beyond the scattering of pre-printed signs. I was absolutely shocked at the size of the crowd; we got onto the Metro to go into DC at Shady Grove, the northernmost red line stop, and the line for the farecards filled the entire lobby as a bunch of people who had never been to DC before tried to figure out the system. (It didn’t help that there are now two different kinds of farecards.) The whole Metro system was semi-overwhelmed by the numbers, but they did a great job keeping everybody moving and other than the crowds the transportation situation was quite smooth.

It’s hard to figure the impact of events like this. But if I was a moderate Democrat congressman on the fence, I think I would have just been pushed off. There are a lot more people out there who won’t stand for what they see as socialized medicine, than people had guessed.

Later we went to the National Gallery of Art and looked at the Spanish swords and armor display, which was pretty awesome. Armor-making by the gunpowder age had become a truly refined science, and they had some replica pieces made of stainless steel you could try on. Anyone who wants to see a photo of me clutching a mailed gauntlet to my chest or wearing a visored helmet should check here next week when I get home and get a chance to upload pictures.

I’m currently shopping for a gauntlet of my own.

A Co-Op Approach To Healthcare

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In my Oberlin College days, I was a member of OSCA, serving on the board for a term and putting in a happy year of residence at one of the hippier residence halls. It was an interesting experience, and it convinced me of the ability of cooperatives to function competently in the economy. I wonder if some of that competence couldn’t be utilized in the health care field. I have sketched out some ideas on how such a co-op could function.

A co-op organization could be formed with a charter of providing health care for its membership. To start things off, initial membership would probably have to restrict itself to people without current major medical conditions or expenses. That could change later on as the co-op deploys more resources, but to begin with it has to be a mutual self-insurance group, not a charity.

The co-op’s financing would work on the basis of a tithe. Members would agree to contribute a fixed percentage of household income – probably starting at something like ten percent – as their membership contribution. There would be an income minimum – probably something like $10,000 a year. Households with more than one member would pay an additional percentage – perhaps two percent per person. Members who utilize an arbitrarily large quantity of resources might have their base rate increase. There would be a cap on the tithe of say twenty-five percent of income.

Payout would be very simple. Every household would have a credit balance, consisting of their contribution to the co-op to date. Members can spend their credit freely from co-op funds using a credit card issued by the co-op. Members have to spend it on medical expenses, but the honor system plus a minimal review system (“how is a resort stay in the Bahamas a medical expense, dear?”) should keep administrative costs low.

During the first year of operation, the co-op would collect tithes and disburse only funds from its existing balances. No balance, no payout, sorry.

At the end of the first year, the co-op’s cash balance would be examined and the co-op board would decide what portion to invest (conservatively, in government bonds or something of similar solidity) and what portion to be made available for charitable redistribution within the co-op. Invested funds would still have to be somewhat liquid, since members can make withdrawals from their balances, but it should be relatively easy for the banking types to figure out what percentage needs to be kept purely liquid and what can go into T-bills or what have you. The board would also review the contribution rates and make adjustments as necessary, in response to member feedback and the economic climate.

After the first year, when the co-op has a working balance sheet, a review board is formed. This is a rotating volunteer panel made up of co-op members elected to one-year terms.  A modest fraction of the slots on the panel are reserved for doctors and nurses so that the board always has access to a medical point of view. The board knows the charity balance, as does the membership, as it’s posted on the web site and updated regularly.

If people need more care than their balance allows, they can apply to the review board. Applicants are expected to either already have spent their balance to zero or be willing to do so in pursuit of some much more expensive treatment. The board’s approach should generally be to allow a budget to the member, rather than to specifically approve or disapprove a procedure. Thus, the co-op can help with partially financing procedures where a member may have access to other partial funding sources, rather than making an all-or-nothing decision. The budget can be large or small, and can be designed to pay for one procedure or for a reasonable course of treatment, at the board’s discretion. Board meetings are public, but deliberations on cases are private. The budget would be added to the recipient’s card once it was granted, and they could go out and buy the care they need.

There would be a couple of different policies that the co-op could adjust as needs and conditions changed. One is the criteria for membership. Obviously, the co-op wants to have lots of healthy people who don’t need a lot of medical care, in order that the system flourish and have plenty of resources. But the point is to deliver health care, not just to accumulate capital in the charity fund. The governing board will have to set the rate at which already-sick people can join the co-op. A ratio like 1 in 10 is probably sustainable even in the early years of the co-ops development; 1 in 5 would not be unreasonable once the system is rich. The other number the co-op would have to fiddle with, of course, is the base tithe and the quantity of the adjustment for being an expensive member (expensive member meaning people paying a higher tithe than the base rate).

The reason to adjust upwards for expensive members who draw down their balance is to create a moral pressure against unneeded use. The expensive member isn’t really losing anything – the money goes into their account, after all, and they can always take it out to use on their medical bills. But it’s a psychological construct that reminds this member that they do have health care expenses and must plan ahead for them.

The board could also use its discretion to purchase group catastrophic insurance for certain conditions, if that turned out to be cost-effective for the membership.

The principle virtue of a co-op like the one I’ve described is that it almost completely eliminates moral hazard. Everyone understands that they are responsible for their own care, that they must contribute in order to receive – and yet membership is voluntary, so there is no coercion or threat. There is a powerful and obvious incentive for everyone to not spend down their balances – not only does the money accumulate to them (it could even pay interest), they know that every year of a budget surplus improves the investment pool, meaning that there will be more available in the future when the member might need a big helping hand. Members who were able to put in a year or two without incurring medical costs could relax somewhat, knowing that if Junior breaks his arm, there’s thousands of dollars in the account to cover it – but they wouldn’t feel incentivized to stop working and contributing to the system, because they also know that Junior’s cancer-God-forbid would go through that fund like nothing.

Rather than one giant national co-op, it would make more sense to have lots and lots of smaller groups – perhaps oriented around affinity groups so that members would have an automatic fraternal feeling. Lots of small co-ops spread risk, and also give people maximum freedom in finding a group with policies they approve of.

Even smaller co-ops (say 1,000 members), if localized, would have considerable buying power, and since the co-op credit card is just like cash, they would be extremely desirable customers. Doctors and hospitals would be eager to take co-op business – no paperwork, no hassles with the gatekeepers (the member already having gone through that), just smooth easy green for services rendered. The co-ops could probably negotiate very good discount rates, locally and nationally. Hearkening back to OSCA’s membership in various umbrella groups, a co-op of health care co-ops built on this model could probably negotiate with the big boys.

I would join such a co-op. Heck, I might just start it.

Cthulhu Needs Weenies

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Really.

Memo to Microsoft, re: Windows XP: Oh FFS

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Empty desktop. Right click on background, select “New Word document”. Rename it, but forget to type “.doc” at the end of your filename. Bam, operating system forgets that it’s a Word document. Come on, guys. Make the leap of faith that if the user has asked for something to be done, that’s probably what they wanted to have done. I don’t want a generic file of unknown type, I want a G-D Word document. You know how you could have figured out that I wanted a Word document? By the fact that I just asked for one!

If I don’t type in “.doc”, it’s not because I’ve come to this wildly devious method of creating a generic file of unknown type. It’s because I’ve typed the name of my file and I’m ready to go on. You’re the operating system. You’re the one that needs to know that Word document = “.doc file” and you’re the one who needs to make that happen.  (Yes, I am yelling at an OS. I’ve yelled at stranger things. Go away.)

ASSUME THE “.DOC”.

Please, my former cow orkers at the house Bill built, please – put some thought into these things.

My Daughter The Security Engineer

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My adorable six-year old was concerned about burglars and/or robbers. She said “I need something to use against them if they come.”

I said “you mean like a weapon or something?”

“No. I don’t want to do it myself. Something would do it for me. I would have like a metal detector all around the house, because robbers usually have metal. Yes. They have either guns or swords. Mostly swords. I would have a TV in my room and it would show what was in the detectors. And I would know if they were up to no good.”

I agreed that this was a sound concept.

“And then when I saw them, lasers would shoot out and kill them.”

As a geek, and as a heartless Republican, I am so doubly proud of my little robber-killing engineer.

Health Care Event in Denver August 27, 2009

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The pro-health care reform folks are holding a rally in Denver this Friday.

Hey, fellow forces of good, we should get on this and show up. Whaddya say?

I Want Your Novel

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I am part-owner of a little website called The Daily Novel, where we serialize novels and make them available for free online. (We also plan to sell PDFs in the near future.)

It’s one of those Internet deals where there’s no real money in it at first (maybe a few nickels, literally) but you can get a) exposure for your work and b) have the potential for sales as the site develops. We’ve run about seventeen novels so far, in a variety of genres.

We’re looking for more, however. You keep the rights to your work, giving us only the right to put it on our site (and later, by arrangement, the PDF thing.) If you have a novel and you want to get some exposure for it, drop my partner-in-crime Cynthia an e-mail and she’ll get you set up.